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July 20, 2007
Times Free Press "Boomers" Series: Officially Ridiculous
By all accounts, TFP reporter Cliff Hightower is a great and talented guy. His talents, however, are being thoroughly wasted on completely pointless tripe such as: "Boomers the right age for roles in Scopes play."
They have officially run out of ideas.
Not to worry, though. We can help. We've already done this once, but we'd like to offer another list of possible TFP "Boomers" story topics.
1. Left-handed boomers do a lot of things with their left hands.
2. Many boomers likely to have graduated high school a few decades ago.
3. Boomers eat food.
4. Boomers remember things that happened before the birth of those who are much younger than boomers.
5. Boomers more wrinkled than younger people.
6. Boomers legally able to buy alcohol.
7. Boomers getting closer to death with each passing day.
8. Boomers go to the bathroom every day.
9. Boomers mathematically old enough to be grandparents.
10. Boomers' intelligence being insulted by insipid boomers stories in daily paper.
I mean... I just... I... Uh... Just... Uh... I...
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