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June 15, 2005
Dangerous Pulse inside secrets revealed here!
This story in today's USA Today -- about a Wells Fargo employee who was fired after he divulged sensitive information about his company on his blog -- got me to thinking. There are company secrets here at The Pulse, that, if ever made public, could ruin the company.
Things like:
1. Eric Jackson has a dirty mouth.
2. Each day, I smuggle a banana into the office.
3. Sometimes, we shake and reuse toner cartridges.
4. Aaron is known to enjoy a drink or two.
5. Andrew is sporting a goatee these days.
6. We aren't able to review all the CDs we receive in the mail.
7. Action Jackson is an actual person.
8. Our microwave is often dirty.
9. I'll often go downstairs, grab the large recycling bin, roll it up to the office, fill it up with paper, roll it back downstairs and leave it for...um...whoever handles that sort of thing.
10. Most of us prefer the restrooms on the other side of the building.
| By colrus | 03:00 PM
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