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April 27, 2005

Iraq Was a Rocky Place, Where My Seed Could Find No Purchase

"Dear Iraqi Woman,

"From what I've seen on the news, you and your fellow women have been suppressed for some time, and now that you've been liberated it is our thinking that we should spread love and hope. There's no better way to do that than with vibrators.

"I've selected a glow-in-the-dark vibrator with variable speeds because it is not only a convenient size and shape but the glow feature may come in handy during those dark Iraqi nights. I'm also enclosing some Eros lube because it is one of the best lubes I have ever used and I think it will hold up well in the arid desert conditions. It's our hope that through these vibrators we can in some small way bridge the gap between our two countries."

(Link courtesy of Pith in the Wind)

| By mesh | 12:02 PM

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