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March 17, 2005

The Revenge of Chief Chattamoc

Have at you, Slate! You have offended the dearly-held honor of Scrappy, our anthropomorphic Railroad Bird! What has UTC done to you that you should insult it so?

"So confused is Chattanooga's self-image that for nearly a century the school has snatched aimlessly from a grotesque mascot grab bag filled to the brim with half-realized creatures, ethnic stereotypes, and footwear."

So what's wrong with footwear?

We are now convinced that the Mocs will rise from this insult to achieve sweet victory over Wake Forest tonight.

(Did any of us pick UTC in our office pool? Well, no. But we're confident anyway.)

| By mesh | 02:58 PM

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